Via Shameless and Feministing come these hi-fuck you target marketing-larious videos called "Target Women" by Sarah Haskins. There wasn't much on the goog (what? no wikipedia page??) about SH unless she is a Professional American Multisport (swim, bike, run) Triathlete and member of the ITU USA Triathlon team, as well as a satirical genius.

In any case, the sporty sarah's mantra Think Do Achieve applies just as well to having a hate-on for the wedding tv industry. Speaking of which, guess who got rollerblades for 10 dollars yesterday?? Guess who's going out to break her wrists once she finishes this yogurt coated granola. Why rollerblading? So that I have a perkier butt..

{{sigh}} The best thing about hating women-targeted marketing, is that when you are me, so much of it does seem to apply.... I have been having lots of marriage related thoughts lately, but I have an excuse... don't I?

The videos:

Wedding Shows

Best line: "Hi there it looks like I am reading the paper and thinking about current events. Nope, I am thinking about weddings!" Okay and of course, I am in agreement with Sarah on her hatred of the TV wedding, but as I pointed out in a previous post, I love the REAL DEAL with my awesome little brother and my awesome sister in law. I do hate the unmarried women are all "brides to be" schtick.

Yogurt the Official Food of Women:

The saddest part of the yogurt one is that the bisexual girl from the LWord is one of the fem-bots. Best line: "it's substitute for real human experience good!"

Alrighty now that I have had all the probiotics I think I need today, time to go out there and rock some kilojoules...

Update

Woah - rollerblading is hard. But I did not break my wrists, though my ankles and my inner ears (weird) are a little ow-ie at the moment.