A wasp just stung the "f**k you wasp" finger on my left hand.

I called Jen because I was in too much pain to google aprés-wasp care myself.

She read this to me as I careened (screeching) around the apartment trying to eat an antihistamine while washing my digit and then coating it liberally in arnica gel.

Wasps are very territorial and will defend their nests aggressively and they can sting repeatedly. Multiple wasp stings can be extremely painful and unpleasant. One wasp sting is enough to make a person break the 100m Olympic sprint record. The author, who once worked at a crocodile farm, jumped over three large crocodiles after having been stung by a small 3cm long wasp in a desperate bid to escape more stings!

Jesus H. Christ crocodiles!

Oh yeah and my laptop truly bit it today and I went and hemorraghed my entire business credit card on a Macbook pro (It's nice that I can do these things - now how the F**k am I going to pay that back??).

Now I have an old g4 with about 300 gbs of unused hard drive space and a shiny new laptop with no software on it - to say nothing of the nano they threw in for free - it's an embarrassment of riches over here with no ready cash.

Why don't I start a data-haven. I sure have the space.