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Are you joking I am like #150 grit sandpaper over here.

NOT MELLOW. Jeff you better watch what you say to me 'cause once I can do the moon salutation without getting a cramp in my tailbone I am going to levitate over to Europe and open up a can of dharmic whoop-ass on you.

I did buy free-run eggs and organic milk today.

But hippies don't drink milk, they think it's like cows tears or blood or something so I am clearly not a hippy.

Oh yeah - and I'm mean, hippies are *never* mean.