I got you with that classy title didn't I.

So I am such a whiz kid at the MySpace.. I got a friend request from a magazine called "Jewish Mayhem" - thinking that the phrase more or less describes my life and my approach to spirituality/ethics I said; "righto Jewish Mayhem you are my friend!". Then today I decided to go check out Jewish Mayhems page.

Guess what:

JewishMayhem.Com (JM) is a free, adults-only (18+), sexy and proud to be Jewish, nationalistic, arts, culture, and lifestyles e-zine.

On JewishMayhem.Com are exclusive interviews with very cool, celebrity Jews, exclusive movie trailer/teaser releases, features on Jews in music and up and coming Jewish musicians, Jewish comedians, funny videos, violent videos, Kinky Jews, Kinky Friedman and much more, as long as it is legal.

I dunno audiance opinion? Should I go check it out? I am a little shaken, a little afraid. It sounds *way* to much like a group of adults who never really outgrew NELFTY camp and wanna bring back some of those libidnal hi-jinks but in a more adult form.

Anyways, I have to more to say about sharing a subway platform with a crackhead (literally) and some teenage girls, about this man who was doing a physical impression of snot who stood too close to me on the subway, and also about why packaging is so judgmental now (C'mon why should the box of kleenex have the words courage and compassion on it? isn't that a job for the person holding out the box of kleenex?).

But I have to go now, and send 10 more emails, but I forget what they were all supposed to say.....