My new friends and I saw this sign on the way out of the Exercise dungeon yesterday evening. I just spent a rewarding 25 minutes trying to get it off my phone and onto flickr.

In case you have trouble reading it;

Unrealistic Expectations in relationships is not Healthy
Loneliness
Indonesian Fried Rice Recipe
Treating a Cold at Home
All About Syphilis
Therapy is More Effective then Sleeping Pills

Symbolist poetry or wacky headlines? You tell me.

How dissapointed is that poor lonely person going to be after they have glutted themselves on Indonesian fried rice and found no end to their torment?

And;

There should clearly be a quid pro quo after "Therapy is More Effective then Sleeping Pills". Something like; "but not half as good as an active sex life".